Ahoy an’ Welcome aboard matey! I be Captain Jack Bartholemew. A Brethren of the Coast an’ Privateer. Grab some rum an’ feel free ta poke around. Enjoy yerselves as me shares with ye a world of magic, mystery an illusion!

But heed mine fair warnin’: Keep yer hands off’n mine treasures or I be sendin’ ye straight to Davey Jones locker! Properly warned ye be, says I. Har Har!

Captain Jack is the 1st place winner of Sacramento’s IBM Ring 192 & SAM Assembly 72 2004 Stand-up Competition